"Macau"
"Secretary of judiciary of the coloane jail"
Who is he?
He is Master Wong, he is a sWindler.
He is very popular here.
He is greater than the Great Four.
He tips on horse races are alWays sharp.
I don't believe it!
My nickname is the judge of the casino.
No one dares to cheat in front of me.
- Give me an autograph. - Enough, We'll continue tomorroW.
They said that you are a famous sWindler.
It is a rumor, that's all.
You are really cocky! Let me play a hand With you.
If you lose, I get to give you ten punches a day.
And, for a Whole year.
If I lose, you get to smoke free for a Whole year.
Very risky! Please don't!
What did you say?
What are the rules?
If you can find the Ace, you Win.
Which one is Ace?
It's gambling anyway, let's bet more.
If I lose, you get to hit me With a stick...
hundred times a day for the Whole next year.
If you lose, just let me hit you once With the stick.
- OK. - We have a deal!
This one...No.
This one...No!
This one must be Ace.
Very good...
Give me the stick.
Awesome! Master Wong is great!
Forget it! Do you think I dare to hit you?
just give me a smoke, OK?
OK...Help yourself.
Thanks!
Master Wong, you are aWesome...
The Masked-man calling Leung Fon...
Leung Fon is here, over.
What is the situation noW in school?
Very quiet.
We're informed that the kidnappers...
Will come to kidnap the Billionaire Ho's daughter.
You have to protect her by all means.
Sir, don't Worry!
Miss Ho Will be safe under my protection.
There are so many kinds of people.
Someone thinks that because her family is rich...
then she can be proud to do Whatever she Wants.
I hope she Would be dumped acid on her face.
Do you see that bitch With glasses at the front roW?
She alWays challenges me!
Take her to the bathroom and teach her a lesson.
I am here to protect you only.
Please take care of your oWn problem.
I am not your hitman.
If anything happens to me, are you going to be responsible?
If I Were your dad, I Would have fed you shit.
Good!
Where is she?
Leung Fon, What are you doing?
We are trying to get to knoW each other better.
Is this the proper Way?
We are studying kung fu.
It hurts...
Why don't you quit school and go start a career in japan.
I Will...
Out.
"l Won't harrass the female classmates anymore."
Sir, is something happen?
Emergency, go up to the roof in one minute.
Remember, in one minute!
Sir, is something Wrong?
Hurry doWn to the ground floor and check if there're any ants on the floor.
Yes Sir.
Sir, there is no ant on the floor.
Go up to the roof and check if there are any grasshoppers.
Yes Sir.
Sir, there are lots of grasshoppers on the roof.
Dismiss.
Gentlemen.
can you tell me hoW you knoW that I am an undercover?
Look, a police acting as a student to protect rich man's daughter.
Reporters again.
I have to improve my make-up skill.
Let's go.
What?
Let her go.
What the hell? Why are you alright?
I Was almost exhausted. But luckily...
I used Yeah!
I've become very energetic. Very good.
Let her go.
Hurry...
Don't move.
Go...
Sir, do you Want some herbal oil?
It's OK, I have bandaid.
That's better.
Gas?
The Whole room is loaded With gas. I dare you to shoot.
If I shoot,
the gun Will generate sparks Which Will start an explosion.
The Whole room Will explode. What should I do?
I am scared to run the 4 x 100 relay.
Because I don't like to finish last.
Do you knoW What our opponents scare the most?
What?
It's you! Your armpit stinks.
They are afraid to get close to you.
Luckily I carry around With me a box of "Silencer" lemon tea.
Sir, I have successfully stopped Miss Ho from being kidnapped.
Please don't send me to do this kind of loW-class undercover case again.
I have acted as lawyer, doctor, nurse...
Druggy, gangster, student...
jacky chan, Andy Lau, Leon Lai...
Even that scary old lady Elizabeth Taylor.
I don't Want to do this kind of stupid case again.
We Will discuss it in my office tomorroW morning.
Sir, I have decided not to take on easy jobs.
Look at me, I am gifted.
I should be carrying out some very big case.
just tell me everything you don't like about me.
You Want my hair to go straight, and I'll folloW your order.
But...Sir...
Sir, hoW come you don't seem happy?
You bastard have got some guts.
I Will soon put doWn my gun and kick his ass.
Wait for it.
My nickname is Masked-man.
Don't talk shit about me again.
Sir, if you don't let me do something more challenging.
I am going to quit.
We Will talk again after you put aWay your things first.
Sir, no matter What,
you have to let me handle this big case.
I Will get it done.
Sir, talk to me.
crazy!
I knoW you are the Masked-man. You are fooling me.
Sir, I have been a cop for seven years.
I am honest and smart.
I only have one girlfriend for all these years.
I've never slept With a hooker before.
The only time I Went to a massage place because I Was drunk.
I saW brother Kai Ying!
I am a super, good, and nice police.
Damn, tell me earlier that you're not my boss.
You've dragged me to deep shit.
You guessed it right, but you don't trust yourself.
HoW can you go against the SWindler Ferrari?
Ferrari?
Yes, this cheater makes money faster than Soros.
This cheater lies better than clinton.
He is the Handsome Dragon Ferrari.
Recently he helps the foreigners to crush the stock market.
He has a neWspaper Which alWays harms Hong Kong's reputation.
He steals money from the stock market. And sells pirate VcD too.
The Worst thing is that...
he gets all the beautiful girls.
And leave the ugly ones for us.
He should be executed for this.
Sir, don't Worry,
I Will go catch him for you.
OK! You moved me. I Will send you.
If you are successful, you Will be promoted.
Thank you, Sir.
Guess What I've bought for you?
Kentucky fried chicken!
I haven't seen you for two Weeks.
Don't you try to trick me, take off your mask.
What are you talking about?
- What are you doing? It hurts. - I am hungry, anything to eat?
Yes...
Sorry, I thought you Were my boss.
I have been in love With you for seven years,
and you can't recognize me!
You're not get used to it, that's all.
Don't get mad! What's Wrong?
My brother-in-laW Will celebrate his birthday. You've to go With me.
I don't knoW your brother-in-laW that Well.
You should at least go meet my sister.
We Will see! I have accepted a very important case.
What case?
Who is she?
I don't knoW! May be my boss.
See you tomorroW morning at 9 at the beach.
God is fair to me.
I Was born to be an undercover. With my handsome look and Wisdom.
I finally get to go against tough opponent like Ferrari.
In this beautiful morning.
I came to this beautiful beach.
Asshole...Leave.
Since the person I am supposed to meet hasn't shoWed up yet.
So, I've decided to try Water cycling.
This girl is so cute.
When I saW her, I have a very fresh feeling.
It's like...
Sir, don't you knoW hoW to use this machine?
Of course! You stupid!
It's my fault! Please call an ambulance for me.
You are a trouble to me!
Hello.
can I have your number?
Go.
Good bye.
"Fuck you."
You are smart.
Giving me your name is same as a curse.
What is your name?
My name is First Love.
First Love?
The name First Love is very sWeet.
She reminds me of the feelings I had When I Was still a teenager.
Every man dreams about this...First love!
Fat boy! Want me to kill you and barbecue With your body fat?
Brother Lon, someone is picking on me.
Are you trying to scare me?
You must be Leung!
Brother Lon? Are you the person I am supposed to meet?
So you must be Handsome Dragon Ferrari's assistant, Brother Lon.
You are very smart, fat boy.
My boss is over there.
Brother Ferrari.
You seem to be a useful person. I Will give you a good assignment.
I'll try all my best.
Go play With my son.
If you lose, you Will have to face cruel punishment.
Please tell me What punishment I'll receive.
No! Someone Will get killed.
Let's go!
Very lucky! Thank you, Brother Lon.
No problem.
My boss Wants you to beat up that fat boy.
He didn't do anything to me. It's hard for me to hit him.
Are you going to do it?
Of course.
OK.
You hit my boss?
Forget it...just give him a beating for one or two hours.
Ferrari, Why does he Want to hurt you?
Ever since I fought for the Woman in the NT. for their legal rights,
many people started to hate me.
People try to assassinate me.
Luckily you have many good bodyguards.
NoW I don't have enough money, I can't hire any more bodyguard.
You have no money, but I have! Is five million enough for you?
HoW can I use your money?
Don't Worry about it.
come to my office tomorroW and pick up the check.
He is Ferrari, isn't he?
Yes! So We have to finish this scene together.
Boss, What should We do With him?
Sorry!
You must be Leung!
Yes, Ferrari.
FolloW me from noW on. Fat Pig Will tell you What to do.
Thanks, Ferrari.
You get the night shift tonight.
This must be money saving gangsters.
Why do they turn off all lights so early!
Hope you all fall and die.
Miss First Love.
Shut up.
You are a nice girl,
you shouldn't come to this kind of scary place.
I Will leave after I doWnload the criminal records of Ferrari.
So many people hate him.
He tricked all my dad's money.
My Whole family Was destroyed by him.
You better shut up and stand aside.
Or I Will kill you too.
Don't Worry, take your time, I Will Watch out for you.
Who is there?
I can't stay and Watch you die,
I am a righteous gentleman.
Let me be your shield.
Don't move...I've got her.
I am going to catch you.
I've got her.
Take me as your hostage.
Don't move! Or I am going to kill him.
- No...Don't come after me. - Don't move!
It's very dangerous, I am going to die.
Don't come after me.
Look...
Blood!
Are you scared?
A little bit... I am not scared of that little blood.
Have you finished looking at my body?
Almost.
What can I help you?
Wipe off the blood for me.
I Will help you to my room and get some rest, OK?
After I going to your room With you, you Will say...
can I sleep With you for a While, right?
If you need any help, just tell me.
I am going to your room and get some rest.
If you dare to come in,
I Will put out both of your eyes.
You are insane! You have so many toilets in your room.
Even a gentleman like me can't hold myself doWn.
Why do you come in the midnight?
I called you for a Whole Week and you never ansWered my calls.
I am Working right noW. Don't mind me.
Guess What have I brought you?
Pizza Hut only sells pizza. You are so stupid.
You said that Women don't have to be smart.
I like it...
Good night! Go home.
- What's the rush? - Go home.
Let me sit for a While.
If you don't Want to go home,
Iet's make love then?
No...
You still remember that tomorroW is my brother-in-laW's birthday...
and We have to go to Macau, right?
OK! I Will go to Macau With you tomorroW.
Let's not have bored games in future.
Let's try S and M from noW on...
Like making love With animals, OK?
- OK. - Let's go buy the boat tickets noW.
Let's go.
Wait...I Will play With you later... Be careful.
- Sister. - Pizza.
He is my boyfriend, Leung Fon.
He looks smart.
Thanks! come on, sit.
Uncle, uncle Yee, Aunt Seven.
This Pizza's boyfriend.
His hair is ugly, he is stupid as Well...
He is poor, he is not civilized...
He is Weak in bed.
But he is nice, right?
I am very straight forward, come on...Let's play.
Don't get mad. You are a nice felloW.
I knoW.
Suddenly, I felt danger.
I felt a very strong force rushing in from the door.
The force tells me that...
a very important person is coming in.
Awesome...
La-di-da.
Hubby.
- Honey. - Hubby.
No.
I told you,
When my bodyguards are standing next to me,
no one is alloWed to get close to me. Your memory is very bad.
Sorry, honey.
Yeah...congratulation...
Sorry! Today is not my birthday.
Today is my father's death day.
My Wife made a mistake. So everyone doesn't have to be this happy.
But you don't have to be sad too.
My dad Was an asshole When he Was alive.
He robbed, killed and raped.
His death is good to the society.
That's good.
But...My dad loved me a lot.
He robbed the bank,
because he Wanted to buy me a toy car.
He killed because that person said I Was not handsome.
He raped because I told him I Wanted a sister.
My dad Was a great father.
Your brother-in-laW is something. They are all fooled by him.
Of course, he is a sW...
What? What is he?
He is the supervisor of the Millennium celebration.
I really miss you! come on, give me a kiss.
You improved a lot. Your kiss made his tongue tie a knot.
Of course, you punk!
- Where is my best friend? - Who?
The one Who Will protect me until his death, Brother Five.
Brother Five? Did he come?
Hey, you have lots of White hair recently.
Help...
Go help her!
Why didn't you go?
Stop...
"Stop"
He is Brother Five? HoW come he Won't stop When you tell him to?
Of course! He is brother Deaf.
He is deaf and he can't hear anything.
Good friend...
"HoW's your Wife?"
I told you not to talk about my Wife again. No more.
The truth is, couple of days ago,
I Went to the hospital because of cystitis.
I've Waited for a long time but my Wife didn't shoW up.
I only saW reporters.
They started to talk about my past,
I can't believe that my Wife's acting skill is better than mine.
Like the old saying "The Wife is living happily,"
"and the husband is Working poorly."
Today, my body is very Weak and my Wife is leaving me.
NoW everybody say my son is handsome.
I'm suspecting that he is not my oWn son. I am very poor!
Is your brother-in-laW armless?
No!
HoW come the two persons next to him are like they are connected to him?
And, it is very hot right noW,
but he is Wearing cheetah skin on his neck.
Why does he dress so loudly?
I Won! It's a big slam!
No big deal, 1 13 folds.
Are your kidding?
What is your brother-in-laW?
You knoW that I hate sWindler.
Right! I am a sWindler.
9 out of 10 persons here are sWindlers.
You must be Pizza's boyfriend?
Right! I am her man.
Your name is?
Fon! And yours?
Master Wong.
You must be that famous jinx in the casino.
You Will cheat on anyone, the best sWindler alive, Master Wong.
Thank you! It's a flattering to me, that's all.
You need people to get the domino for you.
Who do you think you are, a king?
Master Wong is still serving his sentence in jail.
Today, he is the boss,
he applied for two hours leave.
After dessert, We Will have to take him back.
But, no one can contact him.
So, he is a prisoner.
Fon...
I am talking, you shut up.
Don't Worry! Since We are happy today.
Let's play cards.
I don't like to gamble.
just for fun.
I Will be the banker, you get to pick the cards first.
If you Win I Will give you $100,000.
If you lose,
you have to kiss my Woman.
OK! Let me see hoW good you really are.
Are you done?
Three Aces in front, I Win 3 points first.
Straight heart flush in the middle, I Win 10 more points.
Straight spade flush at the end. I Will 18 points.
Three 8s.
Straight flush in the middle and on the last roW.
I'm the Winner!
No! You Win With three Aces in front. You Win 3 points.
You beat me With an ace on the last roW. Which you'll Win 5 more points.
For the middle roW, We break even.
Spade beats heart.
No, the rules of this game don't state that.
I am the dealer, so I Win.
The middle roW counts double. So I have 10 points.
The final is 10 to 8. I Win you by 2 points.
Fine! I Will kiss your Women then.
Get my Women.
- Hi! - Honey.
Kiss me.
Brother Leung, go ahead.
can I do something else?
Look at them, two of them are pregnant.
The one in the middle is like she is lacking of oxygen.
Why don't We play again?
OK!
Get doWn on your knees and lick my shoes clean.
Brother-in-laW, please!
Young man, you are cocky!
It's better for me to teach you a lesson than being tricked by outsiders.
I Will lick it.
It sucks!
So?
If you can't do it, let's forget it.
It's sWeet?
Silly! The spider Web is marshmalloW.
The little dots are candies. The shit...
That's really shit!
Asshole! You tricked me too?
Don't get mad! They are playing With you, that's all.
Playing With me?
Don't let me see you in Hong Kong.
Don't come to Macau and look for me.
Wipe it off for me.
You are pushing that rest of them into my mouth!
You can't beat my brother-in-laW.
He Wanted you to lick his shoe this time.
I don't knoW What he Will Want you to lick next time.
Let me tell you, he is going to pay for this.
Does my mouth still stink?
Let me tell you, in my Whole life,
I hate sWindler the most.
My brother-in-laW is the best sWindler!
Best? He is just a small potato!
If I can arrest Ferrari,
I Will at least be promoted by two ranks.
Ferrari? My sister said that he is great.
HoW can you beat him?
Why can't I beat him?
I am a cop, I can do it.
You don't have to get so excited.
I am Worried about you, that's all.
Why don't We do something together?
No.
You promised to do it With me after We come back from Macau.
Use this again?
If I Wear that, I Will lose all the feelings.
Yes. But are you going to go buy it or not?
It's very late.
You are a man, you can do it.
I Will try.
call the adult channel, and order that movie...
The...Bra.
The one Which a black guy starring in it.
What the hell? All the stores are closed already.
In the midnight, Where can I buy condom?
Transparent film Will do.
Hello! I have told her the things between us.
What did you say?
Asshole!
You are Wrong.
You are at me for telling her the adultery between us?
I am mad at you for telling her before We have sex.
You Will have a chance.
But...You have to help me go against Ferrari.
I Want to! But I don't have any idea.
I do. If you can stand a little pain.
can you give me some happiness first?
Some other day.
Give me a kiss first, OK?
can you let me kick your dick?
You can clean it up.
Asshole.
Brother Sing, it's deal, OK?
I am counting on you.
Don't go back tonight.
We Will go play golf tomorroW.
OK.
Excuse me! Take Mr. Lee to rest.
Help yourself...
This Way please.
Boss, I finally captured the Spider Woman.
Didn't she kidnap you?
At first, yes!
But...She is a very stupid thief!
I acted like I Was dead and she believed me.
When she Was not paying attention to me, I pulled her hair.
And hit her chest hardly. I learned monkey fist When I Was a kid.
Trying to steal my computer files? All you have to do is ask me.
Fat Pig, take her to my room.
Let me go...
Sir, I am Leung.
I am in Ferrari's house. I am stealing his computer file.
Really?
I sacrificed a lot.
call all the available units,
soldiers and Whatever to come here.
If you come late,
my dream lover Will get raped.
If that happens, I Will be very sad.
I Will become very lonely.
OK! I Will not put on my mask then.
OK.
First Love...
Don't come any closer.
Fat ass! HoW dare you touch my First Love.
I have to kill you asshole!
Who hit me?
Who are you?
- It hurts? - Who is she?
She is my Wife! Who do you think she is?
First love?
Everybody treasures first love.
HoW Would your First Love be in my bed? Asshole!
Sorry!
Sorry? Go to hell.
First love...
It is very cold in this house.
Are you my boss?
I told you I don't have time to put on my mask.
I can find First Love.
I can't find my first love too!
This is life. Where is the evidence?
Do you have any Warrant?
Where is my First Love?
What the hell are you talking about?
Who are you?
Police! Hong Kong police, Leung.
I am an undercover Who is sent to arrest this fat boy.
I Want to see your superior.
I am. But I Won't be responsible for his mistake.
You don't knoW me? I am Mr. Lee.
I Want to complain that he abused violence.
He injured my eye.
And he illegally broke us apart...
When We Were having sex.
What are you looking for? I don't knoW him.
You don't knoW me?
I played With your fat son.
Four of them picked on me.
My son is not a fat boy.
What's going on, honey?
Take it easy! I can handle it.
Are you playing me? Your Wife is a chinese.
We have a marriage certificate.
Sir, he is lying, I am innocent!
What kind of disk is this?
It contains nothing but computer virus.
It erased everything We saved in the central computer.
The Whole system became a giant video game station.
Sir, I made a mistake.
That fat ass Ferrari tricked me.
We can't catch Ferrari noW,
We can't even catch a fool.
We are on vacation from noW on.
Yes! We have been Working real hard this couple of years.
Let's take a rest, OK?
Do you knoW What you should do?
I am the king of undercover cops.
NoW I'm the king of scapegoats.
It's the real me! I didn't put on a mask.
Put doWn your lD and your gun and take a vacation.
Get in the car.
Tell me, Where did you go last night?
Do you knoW I Was very Worried about you?
Because of you, I lost my job too.
Don't cry, What happened?
You don't understand me too.
Don't hold me so tight. I might lose control.
Do you like me?
Isn't this a little too straight forward?
- You pick on me. - No.
You think I am a hooker?
No!
I knoW you Won't. Wait for me.
My God, you suddenly give me two girls With huge breasts.
I really can't take it.
I look very strong,
but I go to the bathroom 7-8 times a night.
I Will give you one minute.
When I come out, I don't Want you to be Wearing anything.
I've got the picture.
Group c, start interrupting the signal to the TV station.
Forget about that asshole.
Let's play mahjong.
I Won!
What a happiness!
Your boyfriend is strip dancing on TV.
No Way?
It's him!
He's got a great body.
Let me see his ass.
What? Get to Work?
Nice body!
That asshole does look like me.
You told me to take off my clothes, but Why are you still Wearing yours?
Because...
Long Hair, Ken, We have been friends for so long.
Tell me the truth.
After I put on this hat and glasses,
can people still recognize me?
Long Hair.
No...
Ken.
No...
Will it be better if I put some mustache on?
OK! Even Pizza Won't recognize you, right?
Yes!
I decided to commit suicide. I don't dare to see Pizza again.
But before I die, I have decided...
I am going to kill you both!
Don't mind me, I am useless.
Are you a man?
I am a man.
Everybody in Hong Kong knoWs that I am a man.
But, I am a shithead.
You are going to give up like this?
If you give up,
you Will be a fool forever!
You have to defeat Ferrari and First Love.
Then you Will become a true man again.
I can't beat them.
Only one person can help you.
Who?
My brother-in-laW, Master Wong.
Don't Worry about it,
everybody Will lose once or twice.
When my life is heading doWnhill.
It's sWeet that Pizza has forgiven me.
She even tells me to seek revenge.
So I've decided to listen to her and go to Macau.
And go look for her brother-in-laW.
What? You Want me to teach him?
OK, tell him to come look for me.
In tomorroW's horse race, bet on "Super" on the 2nd race?
Let me think. can you go out first?
Yes!
Pinky, cancel the meeting at 2:30 today.
And tell chi Hon to get me a boWl of pigbone congee.
Tell him to knock before he comes in.
Thief.
I am a thief, come catch me.
crazy!
Tell the police to catch me...
What are you doing?
I Want your purse.
Look, no one arrests me even I robbed over ten purses.
What should I do?
Help! Rape!
Go to hell...
What are you looking at?
Sir, do you knoW Where my master is?
Who is your master?
The King of SWindlers, Master Wong.
- Master Wong? - Yes!
He just got released.
Master Wong.
I am leaving noW, take your time in there.
come look for me again When you are released. Take care.
No! come save me.
Master Wong, come back.
Don't come any closer...
Master Wong...Help...
- TWenty thousands. - I Want it!
Aunt Six, What's the matter? Watch out!
One circle.
It should be fine.
I Win. It's a big slam...
160 fold! Grandpa Sam.
Grandpa Sam...
can you pay before you faint?
I need to use the bathroom.
Grandpa Sam...
So, ready?
- We are Waiting for you. - Let's go!
Three Kings, straight flush in the middle and on the last roW.
Three of a kind, full house in the middle, four aces on the last roW.
Three of a kind, full house of 4, four sevens at the end.
One pair...TWo pairs...Straight?
One pair, two pair and straight?
Yeah! You are dead!
Wait.
All straight.
All are straight. Pay up, 3 points each.
I am going to the bathroom.
Hurry. No one Wants to be a dealer, I Will do it.
Hurry...
What should I deal first?
Wait. Pass.
Eleven.
What're you doing?
I need to use the bathroom.
Super TWins!
come on...
- come on... - come on.
You lose!
You don't have to Win too much!
Sir, I just got out of jail.
- Let me Win some money, OK. - Honey.
I need to piss.
Honey, help Leung, he is very sad.
Stop Wasting my time, OK?
Brother-in-laW, Leung suffered badly in jail.
HoW badly?
They are not human beings.
On my body,
they tattooed a nasty mark!
Did they rape you?
Five men held me doWn. Six, seven people raped me.
Look.
Don't look, let's go.
Don't be like this.
Don't look, it's nasty.
Be strong. Let him see it.
Everybody come take a look.
Aunt Six, come on!
B boy, come take a look, aunt Will give you money.
Do you Want to seek revenge?
Turn around!
"l love Ken choi"
You like Ken choi? What the hell?
So What? What's Wrong With Ken choi?
Nothing, he is quite handsome.
Yes, What is Wrong With Ken choi? Nothing...
My god!
Honey.
Asshole! You hate Ferrari so much,
then train a student to kick his ass.
Save your breath. If I teach him, it Will at least take 20 to 30 years.
By then, Ferrari Will be dead.
Then Why don't you go challenge him?
Yes...
I'll come out from seclusion but I need $10,000,000 as deposit.
I don't have that much.
You should have told me earlier. Don't come any closer.
I do have some money.
I do have a little.
ShoW me.
Only a little.
You only have couple of dollars.
You lied to me, you have What it takes to become a true sWindler.
Really?
Am I handsome?
- Of course. - What about you?
I am more handsome than you.
You lied to yourself.
You have to do that to become a true sWindler.
That's great.
Master Wong, can you shoW me some of your skills?
Lick my shoe clean first.
Again?
I think I Will teach you a little bit then.
Thanks, Master Wong.
Yes, that kid has been in that house for couple of days.
Who is he visiting?
I don't knoW! I heard that he's asking a man to help him seek revenge.
There is a Master Wong Who is rather famous.
But I haven't seen him before.
What should I do, boss?
I don't Want to see him. Help me put him aWay.
You three, hoW can you be representatives of japan?
I'm predestinated to be an orphan,
that I Will be alone for my Whole life.
As a sWindler, you noW have a strong force around you.
Faster.
This Will do.
Ferrari Will be scared When he sees you like this.
Master, this only can be used in the movies.
can you teach me some practical tricks?
This is fast and poWerful.
Don't get mad.
Master, please come out from seclusion and help.
OK! $10,000,000 as deposit, three month's prepayment.
Stop saying $10,000,000, I only have a little money.
I don't think you have any money left.
I do before.
But on the Way back, you bought a pack of cigarette.
HoW do you knoW that?
You can't trick me.
So if I can trick you,
then I can ask you to do Whatever I Want?
Whatever you Want!
- Will you come out from seclusion? - OK!
You sWear.
If you can trick me, I Will come out from seclusion.
OK.
Please don't...
Ma'am, haven't seen you for ages, I don't knoW you've got big breasts.
Of course.
Kiss my nipple.
You kiss me too.
HoW come there is no reactions?
I think he is going to the kitchen to get a knife to kill me.
Bastard, hoW dare you don't break in?
HoW come you are so calm?
Don't be silly, you don't have big breasts.
- I do. - You have little breast.
You scam!
I am clipped between, please come and help.
You are so stupid!
Use your brain!
Leave, go home and think of something better.
What? You think that you hire couple of hitmen and it Will do?
You only carry a hammer? Man, put more money into your budget.
Right! At least get a toy gun!
It's real!
Get out.
Honey, are you OK? Honey, hoW are you?
I am OK!
Stop it, let's go.
Where?
Go back to Hong Kong. I'll go visit Ferrari and seek revenge myself.
Yeah! It's great!
Honey, When We get to Hong Kong...
I Will buy you a diamond ring for your birthday.
Don't try to scare me.
You never buy me anything Which is Worth more than $200.
Let's go.
I don't Want it...Help.
Brother-in-laW is right. I Want a diamond too.
Don't be so greedy, or you'll get crazy!
Don't get mad! It's just a joke.
Special neWs. Mr. cheng Yat-tone, a billionaire of Hong Kong,
and the famous merchant Mr. Ho Lin.
Both of them have been missing for a Week.
People suspect that they might be kidnapped...
Your brother-in-laW recorded this part of the neWs.
He has Watched it over a hundred times.
He Wants me to Watch it a hundred times until he comes back.
And he Wants me to tell him What I think about this.
I can tell something mysterious.
Is there any lead to this case?
confidential.
Did the police arrest any suspect?
confidential.
I said, he is trying to play me.
Be patient.
May be in a couple of days,
he Will teach you couple of his tricks.
Honey.
Pizza, have you seen your brother-in-laW?
No! Isn't he With you?
Pizza, your brother-in-laW is acting stranger recently.
I think that he has damaged his brain on that night.
What's Wrong With him?
He bought me over ten diamond rings.
You...
So What, I am true to you.
While We Were shopping, he suddenly disappeared.
I thought he came back already.
come to Ferrari's house at eight tonight.
It's Master Wong.
Mr. Lee, First Love is here.
Let her in.
Hello!
Sorry to let you Wait!
Sit...
HoW come you have so many bodyguards?
Recently, all my friends have been missing.
So I hired more bodyguards to protect me.
- Get out... - Yes! Mr. Lee.
Have something to eat.
I am scared.
Don't Worry!
After We finish singing, We Will go to my yacht.
Then We Will go to the Lamma lsland and eat seafood, OK?
- I don't like seafood. - Why?
I am allergic to it, look.
Allergy?
Take him back.
Boss.
So, have you finished Lee's job?
Done! But I met a person.
I Wonder he's the one Lon Wasn't able to kill.
What does he look like?
Tall and thin, full of secret.
He looks nasty!
Miss, are you talking about me?
It's him, bring him back!
OK.
I don't think I knoW you.
Let me introduce myself.
I am Master Wong...
Who has broken many girls' hearts.
Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
Bad guy!
If a man is not bad, girl Won't like him.
You are right!
What do you Want?
I Want...to break your heart.
OK, get in the car then.
Your car is no good? Why don't you get mine?
OK, Whatever.
This is Master Wong, right?
just by looking at you, are you the Fat Dragon?
Thanks for flatting me.
Nice to meet you...
- My pleasure... - The pleasure is all mine.
No, it's all mine.
Master Wong, so What brings you to Hong Kong?
I came to learn from you.
You must be joking.
I am not joking. I heard that you're great in gambling.
If you can teach me, I Will be pleased.
So What do you Want to learn?
Let's just play mahjong.
HoW do you Want to play, Fat Dragon?
TaiWan style.
OK! $1,000,000 as ante, $200,000 per fold.
Do you have that much money?
A bank draft of $10,000,000.
I trust you.
HoW many rounds are We going to play? 32?
Well...
4 rounds?
One hand!
We only need one hand to get the Winner, OK, Fat Dragon?
Good, King of SWindlers, I'm amazed.
Go keep Master Wong company.
Tenth thousand.
Five bamboos.
Red Dragon.
Four of a kind.
Four of a kind again.
Three bamboos.
It'll be a grand slam!
Don't do anything stupid.
Yes, I need to use the rest room, excuse me.
He's a professional sWindler and he'll knoW that We've peeped at his dominos.
What is it?
Ghost!
Bitch! Did you peep at my domino?
So? Did you peep at my domino?
No.
come...
You Want this domino for sure.
Don't discard it if you are afraid.
I am afraid that you Will have no money to pay.
I Win.
Thank you, it's a grand slam.
200 folds, everybody pays $41,000,000 please.
You are the dealer, you have to pay $200,000 more.
But forget it! Give it to your maids.
No Wonder you are called the King of SWindler.
Fat Dragon is really fat.
You Want to mess With me?
Don't Worry honey, I am here to save you.
You've got great skill...
HoW come they look like they are very good friends?
call me if you Want to play again.
Don't Worry, have my invitation noW.
Let's just play poker this Saturday.
Really? What is the bet?
You Won $120,000,000 today.
Then We have to go at least $500,000,000 on Saturday.
OK.
Your brother-in-laW is hard to understand.
Sign this contract, if you don't come you've to lose $500,000,000 too.
OK! Leung.
coming.
- Sign it. - OK.
Honey. I just Won $120,000,000 tonight.
I Will buy you couple more diamond rings.
I don't Want it, What are you doing?
I am going to buy it.
Help...I don't Want it.
I Will never forget What We have done tonight.
Ma'am, We didn't do anything.
Nothing? HoW dare you?
I am going to commit suicide. I am going to jump.
You are having an affair With that Woman!
Sister, don't be like this.
Brother-in-laW, Will you say something please?
She Wants to jump, she really Wants to jump.
Even a fool knoWs that she is trying to mess up.
If she Wants to believe it then let her die.
After I Won that $500,000,000,
I Will go find some other girls.
No Way, I am not going to jump.
Go get me some dessert.
Don't you dare have another Woman.
You really think that Ferrari Will bet With me again?
I signed the contract already.
You signed it for me.
He let me do that Which means that is not real.
I also found out that all the company under his name...
he sold 20,000 pieces of dealings in future.
Three of the richest men in Hong Kong have disappeared.
I think he must have kidnapped them,
to force the stock market to drop.
And use this advantage to make tons of money.
He is a real good sWindler.
He asked me to play on Saturday because he Wants a delay.
I Will be trying to gather enough money and thus leave him alone.
Then he Will be making tons of money in the stock market.
Should We call the police?
If We do, those rich men Will be in danger.
- What should We do? - Yes!
Bill, after I put on this black suit, pants and tie,
do I look like a gangster!
You are a gangster!
No Way! I graduated from Fukien University.
I can't find any Work so I came here to Work.
Do you knoW hoW to read?
Yes! But if I dress like this, Will I get beaten up?
This...You can't avoid it.
No Way?
"There is nobody behind the tree."
U graduate student, What does it say?
There is nobody behind the tree.
Idiot!
Boss, I just Want to use your restroom.
You don't have to point so many lazar guns at me.
Stupid! My boss told us to burn doWn your house.
We knoW that you Will be homeless.
So We have prepared the presidential suite for you.
Take him there.
Uncle Lin, hello!
Brother Tone, nice to meet you.
Mr. Lee, long time no see.
HoW is the real estate business doing recently?
Who are you?
I am like you guys, I have been kidnapped.
We are not like you.
Each of us possesses at least couple hundreds billions.
Do you have it?
After tomorroW night, you Won't.
Today the stock market dropped 3,000 points.
I'll sell everything the day after tomorroW,
then I Will gain couple hundred billions.
If I can get out.
I Will talk so much shit about you on my television station.
No one Watches your station.
Give them their late night snacks.
No, We don't Want it, help...
Why are you screaming? You don't like late night snacks?
No! They gave us Viagra every meal.
We haven't eaten anything for a long time.
What an evil man!
There're no cockroaches found in these feW days. We're starving to death.
I am very smart.
I caught a small crocodile outside earlier.
I hide it inside my shirt.
It's a house lizard.
No, a crocodile is nutritious.
Give it to me...
No.
- I'll give you a million, give it to me. - Really?
I Will give you ten million.
Quiet! I Will give you ten flats,
Iet me have it.
I'll give you ten better flats!
- Really? - Yes.
Keep your Words then.
I Will give you my TV station.
I knoW you are very kind, right?
Right. Uncle Lin, you can have it.
Here comes the late night snacks.
HoW come it is not Viagra tonight?
Boss is Worried about your health.
Very good!
It is better than abalone.
Forget it, you Wanted it yourself.
You still oWe me a TV station!
HoW dare you! You Will lose all your money.
Brother-in-laW hasn't come home for two days already,
should We go save him?
We have to play poker With Ferrari tonight.
If We don't go, We Will lose $500,000,000 dollars too.
You signed the contract.
We are running out of time, he must be captured.
I have to go save him.
HoW?
Gamble for your master.
No Way!
Get up straight.
Brother Tone, don't cover it, come on.
OK, smile a little, ready.
Thanks, you guys can put on your clothes noW.
Mr. Lee, you lost 20 flats to me.
Mr. Tone, you lost 10 flats to me.
You are Well knoWn, don't try to run.
Uncle Lin, you lost in the contest of Who can pee farther.
No, you lost.
Sorry! I remember it Wrong.
We Will pay you, you don't have to take pictures.
Are you trying to blackmail us?
HoW can you think of me that Way?
It is faith that brought us together.
I just Want to treasure this moment.
Please don't get me Wrong.
Boss,
the stock market Will be opened at 3 or 4 thousand points,
you'll gain a fortune.
Why are you still going to bet With him?
Even if We don't have Master Wong in our hands,
just by using our secret Weapon,
I Will Win his $500,000,000 for sure. Why should I Worry?
Boss, What is your secret Weapon?
It's that DV machine and my glasses.
Fat Pig, use the DV machine to look at my card.
Will it Work from this far?
Wear this glasses and sit opposite to me.
Yes, boss!
Boss, you have a king.
It's aWesome, boss!
Wearing this pair of glasses.
I can see any of his cards.
Why should I Worry?
We have to play With him then.
Go get ready, our guesses are almost here.
Yes! Boss!
Where is Master Wong?
Who?
You don't knoW? I come alone tonight.
Your hair is very pretty.
Stop sWeet talking.
It's 7 o'clock right noW. We Will play for three hours.
At 10 o'clock, even if you lose one dollar,
you Will lose all of your $500,000,000.
Where is the money?
Not your necklace. It's money, silly!
So much money...
I Will talk to you later.
Master Wong's Wife and his sister-in-laW is missing.
There must be a conspiracy, go check it out.
Got you.
can We begin?
I need to use the restroom.
What if I need to stool?
I think I Will Wait.
Deal it!
Damn! This house is so big, hoW are We going to find him?
- You are right! - Damn!
Somebody is over there.
Tonight Ferrari is gambling inside,
no one Will stay in the garden.
Who said that?
Where are the rich men?
They are in the basement.
Why did you hit me?
You look like a gangster,
that's Why I hit you.
Go the hell!
It'll be safe to get changed.
Let's bet small, $1,000.
Sorry! The rule state that you must bet at least $100,000.
I heard that you don't knoW hoW to gamble.
Don't try to shoW hand on every hand! This Won't Work on me.
Don't Worry, I don't like to shoW hand this easily.
Up to you, let's go smaller. One million.
Quit.
What the hell? Too big for you?
Stop it!
Sister, I heard the voice of brother-in-laW!
Honey.
- Who are you? - A thief.
Honey.
Honey?
Honey.
What a coincidence?
Go find the key.
They are...
This is my Wife, this is my sister-in-laW.
Interested?
My sister-in-laW is Worth ten flats of "High class" estates.
What about your Wife?
Mr. Lee, because of you.
HoW about two flats?
One?
just give me the doWn payment.
It's at his back.
Found it.
I've got the key.
You bitch!
Let's take care of her, sister.
Pick it up...
Bitches these days do knoW hoW to fight.
Woman, Where are you from?
Shanghai.
Good, my dear sister!
Let's try to use the handkerchief.
Hurry.
Your jack is bigger, go ahead.
- Pass. - $500,000.
Quit.
Are you going to go?
No.
Are you going?
No...
You are not going to go?
No.
"No."
You didn't play every hand, What the hell is Wrong With you?
Do I have to play every hand?
I have to lose money too!
You knoW it is $100,000 a hand.
Boss, looks like he is trying to Waste time.
He's plenty to lose.
First Love has gone for too long, go check on her.
If anything happens, then...
Does it hurts?
You two can't take the key from me.
You two can't beat me.
just did a hole and die, OK?
Sister, hit her.
Let me shoW you my poWer.
Almost there...
You bitch, hoW dare you sWalloW the key?
Spit it out.
Or I Will cut your stomach.
What do you Want?
HoW did you escape?
I can open this kind of lock With a clipper.
You should have told me earlier! So I don't have to fight so hard.
Who told you to fight?
Leung is gambling for you.
India Garden, one flat, deal?
TWo flats?
You pay the doWn payment, I Will pay the rest.
Smart-ass, keep fooling around.
I've had couple millions more than you.
At 10 o'clock I Will start to count your money.
Even you lose one dollar, you Will lose all your $500,000,000.
Don't mind me! I have to go take a shoWer later.
It's still early.
It's 9:40 noW. The clock stopped by itself.
In 20 minutes you Will lose all of your $500,000,000.
Who are you? I haven't seen you before.
Every time I am in a hurry you just have to be in my Way.
Where are the old fools?
They left by taking a taxi.
You Will be going home in a funeral car.
I have changed into Woman's clothes, no one Will hit me.
I never seen Woman this ugly before.
$10,000,000.
Mr. Leung, are you going to go?
Are you going to go?
Not big enough!
HoW big do you Want?
At least $50,000,000.
OK, $50,000,000.
$50,000,000 then...
He Will go!
- Master, sit doWn. - Of course.
I Will go With your $50,000,000. card.
Master Wong, you can't play this hand. It's him Who is gambling.
Who said so?
I did!
Mr. Leung should go on With this game.
You're...
I'm the chairman of the lnternational Gambling Association.
And...
- I've been the honored director... - Enough!
Let's stop right noW, We'll gamble tomorroW.
OK.
If you leave noW,
you Will lose $500,000,000.
What the hell?
I have to play this hand?
Whose money is this?
Yours! I sold all your property.
Honey.
Master.
What should We do?
Play it, or I Will lose my money.
Stop acting. Are you going or not?
Go! You can make it.
OK, I Will go and I Will shoW hand too.
It is only one hand.
just a game, Win or die.
His covered card is a King.
What is it?
My hand is bigger that yours. card!
If you Want to Win, unless you have all hearts.
Does he have a straight?
You can't make it, right?
I've got yours.
He doesn't have a straight.
You don't have a straight.
Kid, you learned from the King of SWindlers for so long,
What have you got?
I have a pair of Ace, let's see hoW you can beat me.
I have a pair of Ace too,
but my pair goes With a pair of queen.
Your pair goes With a pair of 10.
Mine is bigger than yours, fat boy.
Very good...
No Way, you cheated.
Your card is...
HoW come it is not a king?
That fat boy's eyes are very tired after a Whole night of Work.
What he saW Was not my card.
But my fingers.
Why should I go if I don't have a pair of Ace?
You must be crazy!
I quit using your technology two years ago.
You are out-dated.
Master, your trick Worked.
Of course, he thought that he Would bet you for sure.
If not, Why Would he sit there...
and lose $500,000,000 to me?
What an idiot!
So What, I Will give you $500,000,000.
But I Will have 50 billion early tomorroW morning.
I don't think so!
I tell you the truth! Within 25 minutes,
the HK stocks in London raised 10,000 points...
because the billionaires...
and the government allied to push it up.
The reading is 16,000 points noW.
You are lying.
Your felloWs betrayed you to buy in stocks too.
I think you'll lose 10 billions instead.
You assholes!
"Kick his butt!"
Move!
What is he doing?
This is the long lost kung fu, Fat Mantis?
Isn't this move most poWerful?
- It kills Without blood. - Yes!
Leung, you are good!
I Wish my boss the Masked-man Will see this scene.
I Won't disappoint you.
Leung, you can continue to be an undercover.
No Way!
I have $500,000,000 dollars noW,
I Will buy Pizza a big diamond and...OK?
You finally Want to buy me a diamond ring?
Of course!
No matter hoW deep my love is to you, only a diamond can prove.
Honey, you give all the $500,000,000 to Leung.
Don't Worry.
I have to naked pictures of the three richest men in Hong Kong,
I think it is Worth more than 5 billion.
Really? What do you mean?
It's all exposed.
Don't We still have 5 billion?
Honey...
You told me that you Will buy a huge diamond hill to me.
We have been to Diamond Hill earlier.
We Went to Wong Tai Sin too. Do you Want to go to Lok Fu?
Leung, you are mean!
Why are you so mad?
Look at my hand.
Where did you get your nails done? It's very pretty.
You promised me to buy me a diamond ring.
HoW can I forget.
Turn around.
What?
This diamond shop belongs to you.
Everything here belongs to you.
Made in London of the opera to the sky from the boys to men.
Whatever.
Go pick it!